Hand out lemons on street corner.
- Hire two private invesigators.
Get them to follow each other.
- Major in philosophy. Ask
people WHY they would like fries with that.
- Go in to a crowded elevator and say,
"I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here,"
with a straight face.
- Make a vanilla pudding.
Put it in a mayo jar. Eat in public.
- Become a teacher. Make a test where every answer is"C".
Enjoy the show.
- Wait until someone is about to sneeze.
Right before they do, loudly scream "PIKA PIKAAA!!!".
- Run into a store, ask what year it is.
When someone answers, yell "It worked!!"
and run out cheering.
- Buy a horse, name it "Oscar Takes the Lead,"
enter it in horse races.
- Invite someone into you office,
turn around in office chair and say
"I've been expecting you..."
- Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.
- Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula.
- Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say
"Help, I've been turned into a parrot."
- Follow joggers around in a car blasting
"Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement.
- Stacy's mom.
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